BLAKE KIDDER
Creative Director, Freelance
If she’s 500, then we’re Queen Latifah.
WHITNEY HALDEMAN
Social Media Supervisor, Crispin Porter + Bogusky
We’re impressed by her work and impressed by the fact she’s not allergic to the stuff behind her. We’d be sneezing, a lot.
ANDREW LINCOLN
VP/Creative Director, Crispin Porter + Bogusky
The critically acclaimed film “Lincoln” was actually based on his life.
EVAN ATHERTON
Permanently Frozen In This Pose, 360i
Amazing the great work he’s been able to accomplish while stuck like that.
ALEXANDER RATAJCZYK
Account Executive, 33Across, Inc
The brand challenges he’s able to overcome on a daily basis are as a difficult as his last name is to pronounce.
PHYLLIS ROBINSON
Advertising Executive
Her Wikipedia page says she was inducted into the Creative Hall of Fame and is one of the 100 most influential figures in the history of advertising. But for some reason, neglects to mention this list, time to do some updating.
FARRAH MCGUIRE
Director of Culture, Sullivan Higdon & Sink
More than 10 spots ahead of J. Walter Thompson himself.
ALEX BRUBACHER
Junior Art Director/Designer, Publicis
Crime in New York City just went up slightly, because it’s a crime he’s not higher on this list.
TIMOTHY BEATON
Associate Copywriter, AMP Agency
Weird he’s wearing a turtleneck, because he consistently sticks his neck out for great work.
JULIE MOLLER
Junior Communications Manager, Havas Worldwide
We can’t communicate just how great she is at managing communications.
BRADLEY DANIELY
Copywriter, Publicis
With two names that both end in “y” we’re just wondering “y” we didn’t hear about this rising star sooner.
LEE CLOW
Beard Grower/Thinker, TBWA\Chiat\Day
He’s famous for the famous commercial “1984” which inspired everyone and has also inspired our next list: 1984 under 1984.
PATRICK ALMAGUER
Creative Director, Freelance
Men want to be him, women want to be with him, we want to know how to pronounce his last name.
JO COOMBS
Managing Director, OgilvyOne London
Imagine what she’ll do in the next 470 years (assuming Global Warming is really made up by the liberal media and it doesn’t wipe out our planet well before then)
DANIEL BONNER
Global Chief Creative Officer, Razorfish
People at his local barbershop have started coming in and asking for the “Bonner.”
RAY ALLEN DAVID
Creative/Senior Designer, Tool
Our grandma always told us to never trust anybody with three names, but she was drunk most of the time.
CROIX GAGNON
Art Director, Freelance
His work is fun to look at and his name is fun to say.
VALERIA VANZULLI
Art Director, TBWA\Chiat\Day
At this point in this list, we’re kind of running out of things to say. But Valeria never runs out of great ideas.
MICHAEL HAGOS & SAM DOLPHIN
Art Director & Copywriter, Barton F. Graf 9000
We apologize to the dog to the right for cutting most of it out.
HOWARD LUCK GOSSAGE
Advertising Executive
We can’t find his portfolio online, but we’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.
AISSATOU MARIE BALDE
Operations Director, Saatchi & Saatchi New York
We were never very good at the game Operation,” but she’s a master at the game of directing Operations.
ERIC KALLMAN
Executive Creative Director/Partner, Goodby Silverstein & Partners
His book is even better than Harry Potter.
ELLIOT DARVICK
Senior Strategist, Spark44
Despite growing pressure from industry peers, he’s resisted temptation to grow a man bun.
BILL WRIGHT & JAMES DAWSON-HOLLIS
Global Executive Creative Directors, McCann Worldwide
Great leaders and inspiring creatives, but honestly, came down to a coin toss whether or not they were going to be ahead of Bradley Daniely.
LAUREN FINK
Social Media Strategist, Preston Kelly
We Fink she’s awesome.
