Just like Chandler from Friends he lives in New York and works in advertising. Unlike Chandler from Friends, his mother is not an erotic novelist – as far as we know.
Copy Supervisor, GSW
Hello? Yes. That’s opportunity calling.
He’s probably heard a lot of “what can Brown do for you” jokes. So we won’t. Oh god, I guess we …Shit.
MAGGIE MAE MCKEON
Art Director, Noble
Wise beyond her years. Which are less than 500.
Worldwide Chief Executive Officer, FCB
Probably has a nice house.
Associate Creative Director, HUGE
If this list was for the best stubble, he’d be in at least the top 30.
Executive Creative Director, Havas Worldwide
That picture makes it look like he’s looking deep into our soul. Or lack there of.
Senior Social Media Community Manager, Callahan Creek
Eric may work at Callahan Creek but he's an ocean of social media brilliance.
Creative Director, AKQA
His last name sounds Greek. Hopefully his appearing on this list will lift the spirits of that country in their time of need.
Director of Digital and Social Media, HBO
So dedicated to her job, she actually watched The Brink.
Founder/Partner, Goodby Silverstein & Partners
Legend has it that it was agreed his name would be second on the masthead after he lost a fiercely contested thumb-wrestling match with Jeff.
SIR NIGEL BOGLE
How are you people still reading this far down the list?
Creative Director, SapientNitro
Hotter than a Miami summer day without air conditioning or moist towelettes.
Executive Creative Director, 180LA
By being on this list, is now officially a member of this exclusive club in addition to already being a CVS rewards member.
Senior Writer/Associate Creative Director, 72andSunny
Has the beard of a Viking, which would make him over 500. But doesn’t have their rowing ability or thirst for blood, so he’s not.
Executive Creative Director, Anomaly
Even though whatever he’s holding looks like it could use some help, no animals were harmed in the making of this list.
Junior Copywriter, Victors & Spoils
People who wear glasses are generally smarter.
LINDSEY HILL PATTERSON
Media Director, R&R Partners
Only writes email in caps lock out of excitement and never anger.
TOM WEINGARD & FERDINAND DANIELE
Associate Creative Directors, McCann
Kind of looks like they’re doing a really weird Charlie’s Angel pose.
Art Director, Team One
We hope she has hands. Although it would make her art direction that much more impressive if she doesn’t.
Executive Producer, McGarryBowen
The only thing more sparkling than his resume are those chompers.
Senior Account Executive, DDB
More like DDBae.
Creative Director/Copywriter, Grey Group
In 1515, exactly 500 years ago, the Manchester Grammar School was endowed by Hugh Oldham, making it the first free grammar school in England. Bet Andy wouldn’t be quite so good with commas if that wasn’t the case.
NOAH YOUHEE WON
Art Director, Disney's Yellow Shoes Creative Group
Noah’s arc was cool, but it still doesn’t compare to Noah’s art.