KELLY PARROTTO
Creative Recruitment Manager, Wieden + Kennedy

She's one of the best recruiters in the business but doesn't have a LinkedIn photo... Sorry Kelly, we're trying here.

 


 
 

JOSEPH WEAVER
Senior Art Director, BOHAN

Lightbulbs go on in his head all the time as well as directly behind his head in this photo.
 


 
 

JILL MENOR
Copywriter, McCann

The only thing as fresh as her ideas are her sneakers. And some flowers, depending on the flowers.
 


 
 

ERICK MANGALI
Creative Director, Deutsch

The extra “K” in his name stands for “Kissable.”

 


 
 

BRIAN EDEN
Copywriter, Droga5

The host of former TBS show “Lopez Tonight.”

 


 
 

AMY PICKERING
Producer, Mirum Agency

Her agency’s slogan is “Never Lose Your Sense of Wonder.” But honestly, it would be hard to do that by the time you’re 500.
 


 
 

JOSEPH BURTONI
Social Media Strategist, Razorfish

He probably wouldn’t be so good at social media if he were 500-years-old.

 


 
 

HALEY COLE
Art Director, McCann

Not the Haley Eminem was talking about but she deserves songs written about her nonetheless.
 


 
 

ALEXANDRA SOBIECKI
Creative, BBH

She makes advertising look easy, which makes sense because she lives in New York City, the Big Easy.
 


 
 

MICHELLE AGNEW
Account Director, Pitch

When it comes to passion for great work and laughing at all the client’s dumb jokes, she’s a wizard. Some wizards live to be older than 500. So, good for her. 
 


 
 

ELINA RUDKOVSKY
Copywriter, McCann

 Drives to work everyday despite living in New York City, which only makes sense when you think about what incredible drive she has. And all the weird shit that happens on the F train. 


 
 

LEO BURNETT
Founder, Leo Burnett

His mom emailed us and asked us nicely if he could be on the list.

 


 







TROY RUHANEN
President/CEO, TBWA Worldwide

Way more acclaimed than the movie named after him starring Brad Pitt. 

 


 
 

LINDSEY KING
Associate Creative Director, Deutsch

That bunny looks like it’s seen some shit. 

 


 
 

SARAH MARKOWITZ
Account Coordinator, BBH
 

In her under 500 years on this planet, she’s more than made her Markowitz. 

 


 
 

ERIN SMITH
Senior Copywriter, H&L Partners

Her last name may be very common, but her abilities certainly aren’t.

 


 
 

WILLIAM ELLIOTT
Creative Director, Goodby Silverstein & Partners

Billy Elliot was a popular film about a boy who’s a talented dancer. Well, with his talent, this William Elliot danced his way into our hearts.
 


 
 

ANDREW BAKER
Writer/Art Director, 
Freelance

Not even that sunset compares to the stuff he’s art directed. 

 


 
 

ADAM WARD
Senior Art Director, BBDO

Does crossfit but somehow isn’t annoying about it.

 


 
 

VANESSA WITTER
Associate Creative Director, Campbell Ewald

Dreamed of making the 500 under 500 as a young girl. Glad we could make it happen. 
 


 
 

TERESSA IEZZI
Head of PR & Publishing, Wieden + Kennedy New York

Author of the critically acclaimed “Idea Writers.” A book that shows today, copywriters have a blank canvas – by conceiving of a video game, TV show, or a list celebrating 500 people under an age that nobody actually lives to.


 
 

JENS STOELKEN
Founding Partner, Mistress/Neato

It’s lucky he’s never had to blow out a cake with 500 candles on it, because we imagine that would be tiring. 
 


 
 

JONATHAN RIPPON
Freelance Editor, 360i

A brilliant editor who probably like a lot of people on this list, offroads the shit out of his mom’s Toyota Camry. 
 


 
 

GEORGE ZIMMER
Former CEO/Guaranteer, Mens Warehouse  

We recently went into a Men’s Wearhouse to get a tuxedo. After asking for their cheapest one, the saleswoman said, “I’m gonna level with you, it’s gonna look bad. Especially with your body type.” Nothing is sacred anymore. 


 
 

JUSTIN DAVEY
Copywriter, San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino

Known in the industry as “Just Incredible” and is said to have all the talent of a young Tiger Woods. So, uh, Justin, be careful.
 


 
 

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