TAYLOR MULLEN
Senior Copywriter, Madwell

500 years ago, people had to worry about the Bubonic plague. The only thing Taylor has to worry about is continuing to make great ads.
 


 
 

SARAH MENACHO
Junior Copywriter, McCann

Her name contains the word “nacho” which makes sense because we can’t get enough of her. And when we’re around her, we often need napkins.
 


 
 

Z GEVORKIAN
Creative Director, Oshyn, Inc

We’re naming our first born Z Gevorkian.

 


 
 

MAX WANG
Art Director, Saatchi & Saatchi

Refuses to answer which Saatchi he prefers.

 


 
 

DEREK FRIDMAN
Group Creative Director, HUGE

Even though you can’t be sure from this photo, after seeing the quality of his work, we’re certain he has two eyes.
 


 
 

BERRI WINDSOR
Junior Copywriter, Publicis

Looks like she’s at a Braves game in this photo. Coincidentally, their record this year is under .500 and so is she.
 


 
 

DAVE HERMAN
Senior Producer, McCann

Went to the same high school as Kobe. But after appearing on this list, people will be saying Kobe went to the same high school as Dave.
 


 
 

ALICE ERICSSON
EVP/Executive Creative Director, Grey Group

She may be wearing camouflage, but she still stands out.

 


 
 

LINDSAY LAMB
Copywriter, AKQA

When big bubbles aren’t coming out of her mouth, even bigger ideas are.

 


 
 

ANDREW TOBIN
Creative Director, NSG/SWAT

He’s a lord of advertising. And potentially, dogtown.

 


 
 

ANSELMO RAMOS
Chief Creative Officer/Founder, David

His name might contain the word “elmo” but don’t tickle him.

 


 
 

J. WALTER THOMPSON
Sea Captain/Founder, J. Walter Thompson

He’s probably disappointed not to be higher on this list. Probably more disappointed to be dead though.
 


 







DAVID LUBARS
Chief Creative Officer, BBDO

If he’s 500, then Wikipedia isn’t always accurate.

 


 
 

TABOR THERIOT
Senior Digital Project Manager, Spark44

World-famous body builder/actor and former governor of California. 

 


 
 

MATTHEW CONNOLLY
Art Director, SK+G

Only writes Yelp reviews if he’s got something nice to say. 

 


 
 

JESSICA JOHNSON
Senior Media Planner, Paramore | the digital agency

She’s a specialist appearing on a special list. 

 


 
 

JACOB FIELDS
Senior Copywriter, GS&F

Despite having “Senior” in his title, does not get discounted movie tickets.

 


 
 

WILLIAM MONTGOMERY
Senior Art Director, McCann

This guy is like 30, tops. 

 


 
 

ANDY VON KENNEL
Chief Client Officer, Initiative

Vampires live to 500, but this guy looks way too nice to be one. 

 


 
 

ERIN WENDEL
Creative Director, Saatchi & Saatchi

She’s Canadian and despite the historically and increasingly tense relationship between her nation and ours, we’re not even holding it against her because she’s so great. 


 
 

ALEXANDRE SCHMITT
Executive Producer, POSSIBLE

This guy is about to flip the advertising world on its head just like he did with the last two letters of his first name. 
 


 
 

LEE LAWRENCE
Copywriter, Droga5

Apparently he really likes the Wu-Tang Clan. Well, with the great work he’s producing, we really respect his method, man. 
 


 
 

CASEY HOGUE
Associate Creative Director, Collier.Simon
 

Only leaves a comment on AgencySpy if he has some valuable, insightful and constructive criticism to share.  
 


 
 

SANJA PARTALO
Vice President Strategy, 360i

She’s gone to some of the most prestigious schools in America, and after making this list, well, Sanja, it looks like it all paid off. 
 


 
 

EMMANUELLE MEHTA
Account Supervisor, McCann

Way better with bitmoji’s than J. Walter Thompson ever was.

 


 
 

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