LAURA SAMPEDRO
Creative Director, Wieden + Kennedy

The door behind her is closed, but being on this list will certainly open others.

 


 
 

RONALD WOHLMAN
Chief Creative Officer, 
Lowe and Partners

He’s a Wohlman among Wohlboys.

 


 
 

SCOTT JACOBSON
Account Supervisor, Ogilvy & Mather

A founding member of “One Direction” who left the band shortly before they garnered worldwide notoriety.
 


 
 

JORDAN MCDANIEL
Digital and Social Media Manager, Hilldrup Companies

As far as we know, digital media wasn’t around 500 years ago. So if she was alive then, we guess she would have planned something else, like how to take down the Ottoman empire.


 
 

LAUREN WARR
Business Development Communication Designer, Edelman

Warr. What is it good for? Absolutely everything.

 


 
 

LAUREN COFFIN
Art Director, Phenomenon

Some 500-year-olds find themselves in her last name.

 


 
 

JARED EL-MOFTY
Associate Creative Director, Tom, Dick & Harry Advertising

Actually won the 2004 election, but lost because of a technicality in Florida.

 


 
 

KELLY MCCLELLAND
Senior Account Executive, MRM // McCann

With so much already written about her, what is there left to say?

 


 
 

KEVIN MCCARTHY
Creative Director, Quigley-Simpson

In his high school yearbook, he was amazingly voted “most likely to be a creative director at Quigley-Simpson.”
 


 
 

BRYAN ROWLES
Partner/Executive Creative Director, 72andSunny

The only person to understand what happened during the 2nd season of True Detective.


 
 

JACQUELINE SENDGIKOSKI
Art Director, Nickelodeon Creative Advertising

She works at Nickelodeon and after making this list, we’d understand if her head was as big as Hey Arnold’s.
 


 
 

BROCK NORDSTROM
Art Director, Voyager

Our mom is always trying to get us to go to Nordstrom’s to finally buy some real clothes, we would if this guy owned it.
 


 








ANDREW ROBERTSON
President/Chief Executive Officer, BBDO

He has so many awards under his belt, he wears suspenders.

 


 
 

KATE CATALINAC
Creative Director, Goodby Silverstein & Partners

Wonder if anyone has ever made the joke “It’s the Catalincac Wine Mixer” to her. Sorry if they have.
 


 
 

LIZZY SPANO
Writer, 
Paramore | the digital agency

This talented writer shares a name with Jessie from “Saved by the Bell.” Like Jessie, we hope “she’s so excited and she just can’t hide it.”
 


 
 

RICHARD ALFORD
Managing Director, M&C Saatchi

Not only is he not 500, he’s never even seen a 500-year-old. 

 


 
 

JARED STRAIN
Partner/Co-Founder, Super Top Secret

It’s no super top secret that he’s not 500. 

 


 
 

KYLE CURTIS
Creative Director, R&R Partners

If someone is currently sitting to your left, it probably looks like Kyle is staring at them.
 


 
 

KYLIE LEMASTERS
Account Executive, David&Goliath

David needed a slingshot to kill Goliath. Kylie kills it everyday without one.  

 


 
 

JANE CRONK
Senior Copywriter, 72andSunny

The only thing she loves more than her job is her family and hearing other people say the word “dongle.”
 


 
 

KARINE GRIGORIAN
Junior Art Director, 180LA

She puts the “great” in Greater Los Angeles Area.

 


 
 

DOV ZMOOD
VP/Group Creative Director, McCann

The only thing as deep as his insights are his v-necks. 

 


 
 

COURTNEY NADAR
Art Director, LiveAreaLabs

Nadar's talent has been our radar, for quite some time. 

 


 
 

JUSTIN HOOPER
Group Creative Director, 72andSunny

72andSunny really has the market cornered on “pictures taken in front of ivy.”

 


 
 

SEAN BRYAN & TOM MURPHY
Chief Creative Officer's, McCann New York

Two really talented guys who people have said look like Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, but nobody’s ever said they look 500. 
 


 
 

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LEX SINGER & JESSE YOWELL