Creative Director, Wieden + Kennedy
The door behind her is closed, but being on this list will certainly open others.
Chief Creative Officer, Lowe and Partners
He’s a Wohlman among Wohlboys.
Account Supervisor, Ogilvy & Mather
A founding member of “One Direction” who left the band shortly before they garnered worldwide notoriety.
Digital and Social Media Manager, Hilldrup Companies
As far as we know, digital media wasn’t around 500 years ago. So if she was alive then, we guess she would have planned something else, like how to take down the Ottoman empire.
Business Development Communication Designer, Edelman
Warr. What is it good for? Absolutely everything.
Art Director, Phenomenon
Some 500-year-olds find themselves in her last name.
Associate Creative Director, Tom, Dick & Harry Advertising
Actually won the 2004 election, but lost because of a technicality in Florida.
Senior Account Executive, MRM // McCann
With so much already written about her, what is there left to say?
Creative Director, Quigley-Simpson
In his high school yearbook, he was amazingly voted “most likely to be a creative director at Quigley-Simpson.”
Partner/Executive Creative Director, 72andSunny
The only person to understand what happened during the 2nd season of True Detective.
Art Director, Nickelodeon Creative Advertising
She works at Nickelodeon and after making this list, we’d understand if her head was as big as Hey Arnold’s.
Art Director, Voyager
Our mom is always trying to get us to go to Nordstrom’s to finally buy some real clothes, we would if this guy owned it.
President/Chief Executive Officer, BBDO
He has so many awards under his belt, he wears suspenders.
Creative Director, Goodby Silverstein & Partners
Wonder if anyone has ever made the joke “It’s the Catalincac Wine Mixer” to her. Sorry if they have.
Writer, Paramore | the digital agency
This talented writer shares a name with Jessie from “Saved by the Bell.” Like Jessie, we hope “she’s so excited and she just can’t hide it.”
Managing Director, M&C Saatchi
Not only is he not 500, he’s never even seen a 500-year-old.
Partner/Co-Founder, Super Top Secret
It’s no super top secret that he’s not 500.
Creative Director, R&R Partners
If someone is currently sitting to your left, it probably looks like Kyle is staring at them.
Account Executive, David&Goliath
David needed a slingshot to kill Goliath. Kylie kills it everyday without one.
Senior Copywriter, 72andSunny
The only thing she loves more than her job is her family and hearing other people say the word “dongle.”
Junior Art Director, 180LA
She puts the “great” in Greater Los Angeles Area.
VP/Group Creative Director, McCann
The only thing as deep as his insights are his v-necks.
Art Director, LiveAreaLabs
Nadar's talent has been our radar, for quite some time.
Group Creative Director, 72andSunny
72andSunny really has the market cornered on “pictures taken in front of ivy.”
SEAN BRYAN & TOM MURPHY
Chief Creative Officer's, McCann New York
Two really talented guys who people have said look like Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, but nobody’s ever said they look 500.