BRIAN ARMSTRONG
Producer, MJZ

Loves the Dodgers and is a brilliant producer. Just like a guy he shares a last name with, he’s destined to win a bunch in France.
 

 
 

MOLLY (LEES) GALL
Senior Copywriter, Intouch Solutions

We’ve never seen a person have parentheses in their name before, but we like it.
 

 
 

KAMIL MARKOWSKI
Art Director/Designer, Freelance

Kamil is a brilliant designer who also loves the outdoors. We don’t really like the outdoors because of this weird rash we got one time.
 

 
 

KURT UNKEL
Chief Digital Officer, Team Detroit

With clients, he’s even more velvety smooth than those pillows.

 

 
 

GEOFF BENTZ
Associate Creative Director, McCann

Somehow manages to pull off red pants.

 

 
 

KEVEN BEHBOODY
Art Director, Zambezi, Inc

His name might contain the words “eh” and “boo,” but he’s the opposite of those two words.
 

 
 

LUCAS SHANKS
Senior Copywriter, McCann

A talented former Big 10 soccer player who thankfully uses his hands to type instead of his feet.
 

 
 

PATRICK TRAINOR
SVP Global Group Account Director, Publicis

Has over 16 years of experience managing multi-million-dollar client accounts and senior level executives. Damn, dude.
 

 
 

JOHN P. MCGARRY, JR. & GORDON BOWEN
Co-Founders, McGarryBowen

With all their notoriety and well-deserved success, you think they could afford a chair. Shows just how humble they are.
 

 
 

BRIAN ENGLEMAN
Art Director/Writer, Freelance

The next place he freelances at, you know people are going to stop in the halls and say, “whoa, there goes 206.”
 

 
 

GRACE HAN
Art Director, McGarryBowen

Enjoy it while you can, because in 472 years, she’ll no longer be on this list and the statue of liberty will be under water.
 

 
 

GERMAN S. RIVERA HUDDERS
Copywriter, Droga5

He’s not doing half-bad for someone who hasn’t even been around for a half-millenium.
 

 







NICK LAW
Global Chief Creative Officer, R/GA

At R/GA, nobody’s above the law. Literally.  

 

 
 

WILL ARNOLD-BAKER
Managing Director, Publicis

He couldn’t look more thrilled to be on this list. But we’re thrilled to include him. 
 

 
 

TOM LAMB
Business Builder & Brand Champion

(Music note) He is the brand champion, my friends. And he’ll keep on fighting till the end. (Music note) 
 

 
 

KEVIN FADDIS
Copywriter, Callahan Creek

You’re really still reading this? You deserve a cookie. 

 

 
 

RUSSELL CALKA
Account Executive, re:fuel

Philip the 1st, the Duke of Pomerania, was born 500 years ago. Now that Russell is on this list, his star is born. 
 

 
 

CARLO CAVALLONE
Executive Creative Director, 72andSunny

His last name in Spanish loosely translates to “creative genius.”

 

 
 

BERYL FIRESTONE
Design Director, Wit

Just like the tires she shares a last name with, she’s reliable as can be and never needs to be changed. 
 

 
 

KARI PRISCO
Project Manager, HUGE

Her dog won’t be able to not smile after she tells him this news.  

 

 
 

MIK MANULIK
Senior Copywriter, The Martin Agency

That’s a very full beard. 

 

 
 

GLENN COLE
Co-Founder/Chief Creative Officer, 72andSunny

Anybody would be lucky to get Cole for Christmas. 

 

 
 

ANTHONY CHERICO
Art Director, The Designory

Hopefully he’s not creeped out we looked at his LinkedIn. We’ve looked at so many pages, LinkedIn made us sign up for a premium membership. Really hoping that’s a tax write-off. 

 
 

AARON MOSHER
Group Creative Director, Ogilvy & Mather

Used to work for Green Peace, which makes sense, because whenever people are around him, they reportedly have “a whale of a time.”
 

 
 

IAIN TAIT
Executive Creative Director, Wieden + Kennedy

Has tons of awards to his name and a seemingly unnecessary second “i” to it as well. 
 

 
 

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