MARK SLOAN
Design Director, TBWA\Chiat\Day

Eats, drinks, and sleeps advertising in addition to food and liquid.

 


 
 

SUSAN CREDLE
Global Chief Creative Officer, FCB

After moving us with her campaigns, she’s moving from Chicago to New York. Lift with the knees.
 


 
 

BRIANNE FARRAR
Copywriter, Beuwolf

If you could endorse someone on LinkedIn for being under 500, we’d do that for her.
 


 
 

DAVID DROGA
Founder, Droga5

Not a lot of people know this. But he’s actually the Droga in “Droga5.”

 


 
 

KATE MAHERAS
Digital Media Manager, SK+G

Our nation’s 37th president.

 


 
 

EMILY WHITE
Director of Business Operations, Instagram

Just like a lot of Instagram users, she’s young. Like under 500 young.



 
 

JAKE MATTHEWS
Senior Copywriter, Pitch

Proficient in word and H.O.R.S.E, Jake never misses a shot at brilliance. Or an episode of the Voice.
 


 
 

PETER “RATTLESNAKE PETE” GRUBER
Snake Oil Salesman

Ironically, his mustache looks like plenty of others already on this list.

 


 
 

MARGARET PHOMMACHANH
Office Assistant, McCann

She may be following Dan Wieden on this list, but 1856 people follow her on instagram. Your move, Dan.
 


 
 

MOLLY STREULI
Production Manager/Copywriter, Leopold Ketel & Partners

At no point in her life has she ever been 500.

 


 
 

SCOTT HIGGINS & CHRIS MCMURTEREY
Creative Directors, McCann

We have zero reservations about putting them this high on the list, but Chris likely has reservations at “this trendy new Spanish fusion place that apparently only serves different kinds of onion.”


 
 

GERRY GRAF
Co-Founder/Chief Creative Officer, Barton F. Graf 9000

Has been endorsed 4 times on LinkedIn for Outdoor Advertising.

 


 







STEVE JOBS
Founder, Apple

Did incredible things for the industry and world. But somehow, the movie about his life starring Ashton Kutcher, was at best, a lateral move from “Dude Where’s My Car?”


 
 

EMILY WINCEL
Social Media Strategist, The James Agency

Just like another #23, she’s the best ever at what she does. Unlike him, she was never cut from her high school basketball team. 
 


 
 

LAUREN JOHNSON
Writer, Adweek

Not the only person with the last name Johnson on this list. Small world!

 


 
 

DAVID OGILVY
Co-Founder, Ogilvy & Mather

Won’t follow us back on Twitter for some reason. 

 


 
 

RICKY ANOLIK
Senior Art Director, McCann

His dog may have just scratched his own cornea, but Ricky’s just scratched the surface of the greatness he’s capable of. 
 


 
 

EVAN BARKOFF
Junior Copywriter, Droga5

He’s got so much potential at just 46-years-old.

 


 
 

JEFF GOODBY 
Co-Founder, Goodby Silverstein & Partners

Underrated thumb-wrestler. 

 


 
 

ERIK OSTER
Writer, AgencySpy

An always entertaining writer whose bio says he pines for a second season of “Freaks and Geeks.” Well, we pine for more writing from him. And hopefully, someday, our father’s approval. 


 
 

WILLIAM ESPEY
Branding Creative Lead, Chipotle 

Has had an impressive career of creating consistently great work, but perhaps most impressively – for him, guac isn’t extra. 
 


 
 

DAN WIEDEN
Co-Founder, Wieden + Kennedy

According to this icon’s Wikipedia page, he created the iconic advertising tagline “Just Do It” and visited a wasabi farm in 2014. 
 


 
 

THE GENERAL
Spokesman, General Insurance

Does a tremendous job as the spokesman of an iconic brand despite the night terrors and PTSD he still suffers from the Korean war.
 


 
 

ALEX BOGUSKY
Co-Founder, Crispin Porter + Bogusky / Fearless

A prolific ad man and creative genius who has made it his mission to create things that make a positive change and actually help the world and are actually worthwhile. Unlike this list.


 
 

ERIC PERRENOUD
Copywriter, Frank Creative

Duh.

 


 
 

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