CHANDLER SIMMS
Producer, McCann

Just like Chandler from Friends he lives in New York and works in advertising. Unlike Chandler from Friends, his mother is not an erotic novelist – as far as we know. 


 
 

HEATHER IRVINE
Copy Supervisor, GSW

Hello? Yes. That’s opportunity calling.

 


 
 

DEVIN BROWN
Copywriter, 360i

He’s probably heard a lot of “what can Brown do for you” jokes. So we won’t. Oh god, I guess we …Shit.
 


 
 

MAGGIE MAE MCKEON
Art Director, Noble

Wise beyond her years. Which are less than 500.

 


 
 

CARTER MURRAY
Worldwide Chief Executive Officer, FCB

Probably has a nice house.

 


 
 

BLAKE TANNERY
Associate Creative Director, HUGE

^Ditto.

 


 
 

ANDY VERDEROSA
Copywriter, DDB

If this list was for the best stubble, he’d be in at least the top 30.

 


 
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KURT NOSSAN
Executive Creative Director, Havas Worldwide

That picture makes it look like he’s looking deep into our soul. Or lack there of.
 


 
 

ERIC MELIN
Senior Social Media Community Manager, Callahan Creek

Eric may work at Callahan Creek but he's an ocean of social media brilliance.

 


 
 

CHRIS POLYCHRONOPOULOS
Creative Director, AKQA

His last name sounds Greek. Hopefully his appearing on this list will lift the spirits of that country in their time of need.
 


 
 

CHRISTA PATRYLAK
Director of Digital and Social Media, HBO

So dedicated to her job, she actually watched The Brink.


 
 

RICH SILVERSTEIN
Founder/Partner, Goodby Silverstein & Partners

Legend has it that it was agreed his name would be second on the masthead after he lost a fiercely contested thumb-wrestling match with Jeff.


 








SIR NIGEL BOGLE
Co-Founder, BBH

How are you people still reading this far down the list?

 


 
 

JORDAN LIPTON
Creative Director, SapientNitro

Hotter than a Miami summer day without air conditioning or moist towelettes.

 


 
 

EDUARDO MARQUES
Executive Creative Director, 180LA

By being on this list, is now officially a member of this exclusive club in addition to already being a CVS rewards member.
 


 
 

DAVE CARLSON
Senior Writer/Associate Creative Director, 72andSunny

Has the beard of a Viking, which would make him over 500. But doesn’t have their rowing ability or thirst for blood, so he’s not. 
 


 
 

ERIC SEGAL
Executive Creative Director, Anomaly

Even though whatever he’s holding looks like it could use some help, no animals were harmed in the making of this list. 
 


 
 

PETE NORDSTROM
Junior Copywriter, Victors & Spoils

People who wear glasses are generally smarter. 

 


 
 

LINDSEY HILL PATTERSON
Media Director, R&R Partners

Only writes email in caps lock out of excitement and never anger. 

 


 
 

TOM WEINGARD & FERDINAND DANIELE
Associate Creative Directors, McCann

Kind of looks like they’re doing a really weird Charlie’s Angel pose.

 


 
 

MONIQUE HARMON
Art Director, Team One

We hope she has hands. Although it would make her art direction that much more impressive if she doesn’t.
 


 
 

JARRETT MASON
Executive Producer, McGarryBowen

The only thing more sparkling than his resume are those chompers. 

 


 
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JACKIE SCHULTZ
Senior Account Executive, DDB

More like DDBae. 

 


 
 

ANDY HALL
Creative Director/Copywriter, Grey Group

In 1515, exactly 500 years ago, the Manchester Grammar School was endowed by Hugh Oldham, making it the first free grammar school in England. Bet Andy wouldn’t be quite so good with commas if that wasn’t the case. 


 
 

NOAH YOUHEE WON
Art Director, Disney's Yellow Shoes Creative Group

Noah’s arc was cool, but it still doesn’t compare to Noah’s art. 

 


 
 

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