MARK LEWIS & MATT FITCH
Creatives, adam&eveDDB

Two industry geniuses. But really, with their accents, whatever they say sounds smart. 


 
 

RAJATH RAMAMURTHY
Art Director, Ogilvy & Mather

He’s the top result when you google “Rajath Ramamurthy.”

 


 
 

NAOMI BARIA
Senior Social Strategist, Big Spaceship

A talented strategist from Hawaii, so it’s unclear whether she prefers surfing the web or the waves. Probably depends if there are sharks or not.
 


 
 

NATALIE LAM
Executive Creative Director, Razorfish

Her last name is spelled like someone “on the lam,” but as far as we know she’s not wanted for any crimes – just by creative recruiters across the country. 


 
 

NEIL JACKSON
Copywriter, Catapult Marketing

Should now start a band called the Jackson 5(00).

 


 
 

KATIE CHEN
Account Executive, Resource/Ammirati

Recently appealed a 4 game suspension from the NFL from deflating footballs during the AFC championship game and won.


 
 

CRAIG SHERVIN
Copywriter, Goodby Silverstein & Partners

See, he’s not smiling. But he should be, because he’s really talented.

 


 
 

SCOTT SPARKS
Senior Strategist, 360i

Sorry for the curse word in that picture, mom.

 


 
 

EMILIE DRUSS
Art Director, Victors & Spoils

With her talent, it’s time to say yes to the druss.

 


 
 

FRANCESCA BONOMI
Copywriter, TBWA\Chiat\Day

Some trivia for you: the Grand Canyon is actually older than 500 but still not as breathtaking as Francesca’s work.

 


 
 

BARRY KATZ
Senior Copywriter, Anomaly

He’s the Katz pajamas.

 


 
 

GAVIN MILNER
Group Creative Director, 72andSunny

His parents knew he was destined for advertising when as a boy, he asked if he could skip that day’s little league game to sit in on a focus group.
 


 







REBEKAH JEFFERIS
Director of Business Development, 72andSunny

Her talents are as uncommon as the spelling of her name.


 
 

KEVIN BUTH
Creative Director, Zambezi, Inc

The Zambezi is also a river in Africa that contains hippos. Despite his great physique, he may as well contain a hippo, because he’s hungry. For greatness.
 


 
 

CAITLYN KAYSER
Assistant Account Executive, Grey Group

She comes from Oklahoma, a state whose abbreviation is OK. But she’s way more than ok at her job. 
 


 
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NATE MORLEY
Group Creative Director, 72andSunny

To be honest, we’re surprised anyone is still reading this far down the list. Thanks guys.
 


 
 

MARTIN BAKER
Copywriter, Barton F. Graf 9000

He may be under 500 but his parents must be over the moon with pride. 

 


 
 

KYLE JANISCH
Art Director, 
The Terri & Sandy Solution

Unfortunately, you can’t see in his picture but he has very well defined calves. 

 


 
 

JAMIE PRYWITCH
Account Coordinator, Muller Bressler Brown

One of the few people in their picture to actually smile.

 


 
 

MOLLY WILKOF & ZOE KESSLER
Copywriter/Art Director, McCann

Molly has a tattoo of her dog as an astronaut. If her dog were to actually somehow go into space, he’d see these two up there – because they’re stars. 
 


 
 

LISA FABIANO
Chief Talent Officer, Grey Group

She’s got a talent for finding talent. And if she’s looking for new talent, this list is a good place to start. Except for the dead people on it.
 


 
 

BROOKS HESS
Junior Art Director, Havas Worldwide

Is he wearing a bathing suit in this picture? Potentially. It makes sense because his career is going swimmingly.
 


 
 

FELICIA ZHANG
Director Decision Science, Nike

This is one Felicia we’d never say bye to.

 


 
 

PRENTICE HOWE
President/Executive Creative Director, Door Number 3

Every game show ever has been wrong. He’s what’s behind door number 3. 

 


 
 

KENNY GOLD
Associate Director of Social Media, McCann

His bar-mitzvah theme was “online content.” 

 


 
 

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LEX SINGER & JESSE YOWELL