KATY ALONZO
Strategy Director, Droga5

She puts the “upside” in upside down.

 


 
 

DEBBIE FRIED
Senior Project Manager, McCann

She’s had a stellar career and has been an exemplary employee. Except for that one holiday party in ’97.
 


 
 

MATTHEW CARROLL
Art Director/Writer, Wieden + Kennedy

Art director, designer, writer, person, father, son, mammal.

 


 
 

PHIL VAN BUREN
"Wordsmith and all around nice guy”, Butler Shine Stern & Partners

Martin Van Buren is only 233. This Van Buren is way younger and better at Vines.
 


 
 

BILL BERNBACH
Co-Founder, DDB

Famous for his quotes like “Let us prove to the world that good taste, good art, and good writing can be good selling” and “What you talkin bout Willis?”
 


 
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SHELBY HIPOL
Designer, McCann

She’s got a burning yearning for discerning kerning.



 
 

CARLY AYRES
Assistant Account Executive, Zambezi, Inc

Depsite just starting her career at Zambezi, she’s done more than Bill Bernbach.
 


 
 

DAVE GIANATASIO
Senior Staff Writer, Adweek

After making this list, the 2 dimensional version of him can stop sweating.

 


 
 

JULIE GORDON
Creative Director, Threshold Interactive

She’s been creating breakthrough work for years and is known as “The Commish,” but is way more well liked than fellow commish, Roger Goodell.
 


 
 

AMANDA SHAPIRO
Strategy Director, McCann

It’s pronounced “Shapeero” and not “Shapyro,” even though when it comes to briefs, she’s on fire.
 


 
 

ARI ALIUS & JENNIFER HO
Copywriter/Art Director, Pitch

Ari and Jenn are actually fraternal twins. Which explains their deep creative connection and partnership. But doesn’t explain the fact that only one’s Asian.


 
 

IAN REICHENTHAL & SCOTT VITRONE
Partner/Executive Creative Director's,
Barton F. Graf 9000

Definitely under 500. Even cumulatively.

 


 







JOHN COYNE
Worldwide Group Account Director, Goodby Silverstein & Partners

This guy is a good apple which makes sense because he lives in San Francisco, the Big Apple.
 


 
 

HELMUT KRONE
Advertising Executive

His “Think Small” campaign for Volkswagen was voted the #1 campaign of all time. That’s nice, but still not enough to beat #72 Debbie Fried. 
 


 
 

NIKKI ROUSSIN
Account Executive, Deutsch

71 happens to be a prime number, and she happens to be a prime candidate for advertising greatness.
 


 
 

ADAM PARKER
Editor, Cutters

This is one editor you wouldn’t want to get in a blow dart fight with. Not that you’d really want to get into a blow dart fight with any editor for that matter. But like, especially not with him.


 
 

ALEX BODMAN
Group Creative Director, Razorfish

Have you ever heard a French person pronounce “Razorfish”? If not, we highly recommend it. 
 


 
 

JAIME PRIETO
President of Global Brand Management, Ogilvy & Mather

He puts the “man” in Brand Management. 

 


 
 

ANGELA R. BARBER
Freelance Senior Producer, 
Deutsch

Angela's sterling reputation as a brilliant producer is legendary. Even after making that Chris Webber spot... Sorry again, Angela.
 


 
 

ANDREW BENETT
Global Chief Executive Officer, Havas Worldwide

We were impressed with just his picture and then we saw the word “global” in his title and we were like “dammmmnnn”.
 


 
 

LIZ DELP
Senior Creative, Anomaly

Jesus. You’re really still reading this? Maybe get up and stretch for a little. 

 


 
 

GREG BURI
Creative Director, David&Goliath

Has a 4.9 passenger rating on Uber. 

 


 
 

PAPA JOHN SCHNATTER & PEYTON MANNING
Papa Johns Pizza

Two guys with undeniable chemistry who’ve been producing challenging, breakthrough work for the last several years. 
 


 
 

ADAM REEVES
Creative Director,
Goodby Silverstein & Partners

This guy’s not 500, unless he’s got some sort of secret potion he’s not sharing with the rest of the world. 
 


 
 

CARRIE CUMMINGS
Senior Editor, Adweek

She puts the “#1” in 51. 

 


 
 

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